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Old 04-08-2008, 19:54
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Mobile phone msg jokes :- add to the thread....


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shout it slowly and loudly
ALPHA KENNY BODY
now text it on
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Old 04-08-2008, 23:07
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LMAO, I said it several times and didn't get it which made it all the better once I woke up!
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Old 04-08-2008, 23:13
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lol, this is old, CR goes down the pub shouting this every night in hope
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:47
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@shaun - you dope!!

What do you do if your sat in a car, a plane is on the left of you, a giant sheep is on the right, behind you is a pink elephant, and in front of you a a golden horse?
Get off the merry go round you pissed up fool.
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Old 11-08-2008, 11:03
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3 cpls go camping. Men in 1 tent women in anotha. 1 bloke wakes up and nudges his m8 lyin nxt 2him,"i'm going nxt door 2 fuck my mrs, I've got the biggest hard on i've ever had!!" "I'd beta come wiv u then" his m8 replies"Cos its my cock you've got hold of!!"

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Old 27-09-2008, 13:44
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whats the differenc between love, true love and showing off?
spitting, swallowing and gargling!!
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Oxo have just released information that they are making a new cube. It'll be wrapped in white with a red cross and will be called 'the laughing stock'.
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Grandma...


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Cast:
Ting Tan Chui is Ah Ma, Kelvin Ho is Eldest son, Yann Yann Yeo is Youngest daughter, Xiongkun Fong is Army boy, Kaelen Michael is Little grandson
Plot:
Grandma says to her grandson: ”be a love and help me put this suppository in”.

“Course I will Gran!”

She bent over, pulls her knickers down and spreads her legs.

The Grandson asks: “Do I put it in the brown hole or do I feed it to the turkey?”.
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Ting Tan Chui is Ah Ma, Kelvin Ho is Eldest son, Yann Yann Yeo is Youngest daughter, Xiongkun Fong is Army boy, Kaelen Michael is Little grandson
Plot:
Osama Bin Laden is arrested for stealing sheep, he tells the arresting officer they are Islams.

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