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15-07-2007, 20:06
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who the hell stole the real Anna? Last edited by CockneyRebel; 15-07-2007 at 22:22. |
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15-07-2007, 21:07
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shes locked in a cupboard in HS bedroom, giving him sexual favours for not handing her over to immigratiion
why does hollywood make remakes so badly? and did the big-bang make a big bang? Last edited by MrHenryDog; 15-07-2007 at 21:34. |
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15-07-2007, 21:35
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Big Bang.....sound like a bad porno flick!!
If you teach a rabbitt how to fly would you then have to call it a hareplane?
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15-07-2007, 22:38
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No cause a hare and a rabbit are 2 different animals by definition.
You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire? |
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15-07-2007, 22:46
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Actually you light the match first then you light any of the others.
When a plane is going to crash how come the pilot just doesn't use the air brakes to stop?
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17-07-2007, 00:58
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becouse the air plane ain't working right. LOL
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17-07-2007, 08:23
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This thread is of questionalble entertainment value. If ah....if ya know what I mean.
If a fortuneteller goes outta business....shouldn't they of seen that comming??
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17-07-2007, 08:53
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yes, and on the same theory you would think that during sex they could use the same talent, and duck.
Don't you think its odd, that in the film Jurassic Park, A T Rex comes out of its cage...and then 5 minutes later there is a 100ft drop there? |
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17-07-2007, 09:13
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Yes. Always been confusing that one even in the book.
Is the Force with you ? |
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17-07-2007, 09:16
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No, but God is.
Have you ever asked a stupid question, when you already knew the answer?
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